Campus Life

Ahhh yes back to my natural habitat at my community college dwelling after the mandatory winter hiatus I am back to the full swing of things. Im back to my mundane lifestyle on campus where I usually pray I dont run into someone from my class knowing they will make coerced small talk that usually is "That test was hard, I think I failed" or "Do we have any assignments" knowing perfectly well they didnt fail and they have a syllabus which indicates when and if assignments are due. Maybe im not as reclusive as I make myself out to be, but is it really that arduous of a task to bring up a topic outside of perimeters that take course within the classroom atmosphere every once and a while. It almost has become like the movie Ground Hogs Day it has become such commonplace.

There is a quarky group of characters I spend my time with on campus when not settling down in the classroom. Conversation topics within this group have ranged anywhere from Kangaroos pursuit of human rights all the way to whether or not Stella actually did get her groove back. So obviously these topics have been most pertinent in shaping my cerebral cortex in the college learning enviornment. A huge difference between High School and College is my interaction with the ladies. In High School around ladies I was always about "making my presence known" now I just seem rather apathetic towards the ladies unless I have known them previously. I need to knock the cobwebs off "My Game" and jump back on the saddle. This is one aspect of my life where I am definatly not Living the Dream, its more of a nightmare. One female peer described me as being "Gangly and Awkward", she is about as on the money as Ken Jennings is answering a question about anything.

A lot of people ask "Steve how concerned are you with the education your recieving from college" to which I shake a clinched fist and say "Education is far secondary to anything else on campus, including the almighty dependence upon the Student Id card". Honestly I am far more concerned with the sex appeal I bring to the campus more than anything. Some may say I suffer from delusions of granduer but I believe otherwise, its hard for the ladies to keep their hands off of me thats why I have ordered a strict Laissez faire policy on my body. I think I just may have had an epiphany as to why I am having difficulties communicating with ladies its because that im to ridiculously good looking that they fall into the hole of "am I really good enough to talk to this prefectionist looking male" and are put into a situation of duress in which they make small chit chat with me. Looks like the puzzle pieces are fitting together after all, I may just be living a dream I dont know after all..... or just have a superiority complex about myself to the highest degree possible.